Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant at 16..surprise!

Britney Spears' 16 year old sister Jamie Lynn has confirmed that she is 12 weeks pregnant, and the father is her longtime boyfriend Casey Aldridge, 18.

Nickelodeon, the network behind her hit show "Zoey 101" released the following statement:

"We respect Jamie Lynn's decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn's well being."

Some other highlights:

Nickelodeon may air a special on teen pregnancy hosted by Linda Ellerbee.

Jamie Lynn and the father of her child Casey Aldridge may no longer be an item.

Lynne Spears' book on parenting tips is being postponed.

Britney did not know about the pregnancy until it was released to the press.

I really don't know what to say about all this, mainly because I don't really care. So she's pregnant..big deal! Is it really that much of a shock? She comes from the Spears family. I honestly wouldn't be shocked at this point if it turned out that KFed's evil twin JFred was the father of the baby, their whole life is so "Days of our Lives".

The only thing that could shock me now is if Britney started reading Proust and working for the United Nations.

Britney Spears: This MUST be intentional

Britney was out and about the other day and took her tripleventicaramelmochaextracream frappucino obession to the next level. I didn't even know they MADE a drink this big...

I'm beginning to wonder at this point if Britney knows how much press her stupid antics are getting her and she is doing it on purpose? I mean..if you were constantly being ridiculed for drinking frappuccinos would you really slather one all over your face in the presence of the paparazzi? I think not...

Maybe Britney is a lot smarter than we all think?

or even more stupid?

It just gets worse and worse for Britney Spears

Poor Brit Brit, she was charged today with hit and run after an incident in August where she hit a parked car and then drove off without leaving a note even though the whole event was caught on film by paparazzi! She was also charged with driving without a valid California license! Apparently Britney has NEVER been issued a California license...um...whooops...

Each charge can carry a maximum penalty of 6 MONTHS IN PRISON! Meaning a possible total of a year in jail for Britney! It is pretty unlikely however that she will serve jail time.

A hearing is set for October 10th.

Oh Britney, what are you going to do now? Probably go out and party at Hyde and then go shopping at Kitson? Because that really is the solution to all the problems you are facing...getting wrecked and then buying some cute new pumps. Honestly I'm just waiting for things to get worse for her... pretty soon someone is going to come forward and charge Britney with causing the Holocaust and killing baby seals for fun.

BRITNEY SPEARS JUST NEEDS FELICIA BACK!

I don't want to alarm anyone but I just might have figured out the solution to the problem that is plaguing us all. No, not how to diminish the horrific pollution rates of Western countries...How Britney can get back on track! You know that she just needs her old assistant Felicia Culotta back in her life! Just look at the photo above, Britney's gleeful smile as she jokes around with Felicia's raven locks. God I miss Felicia. Whenever I used to watch shows about Britney I would just wait for the moment that Felicia would appear and offer Britney some grits or ask if Britney could do her hair. Felicia kept that girl in check, she deserves a medal, or at least her own TV show. I think I might actually be more interested in seeing Felicia make a comeback rather than Britney....

Felicia wrote a letter a while back to the owner of worldofbritney.com detailing how she felt about Britney's situation..I wonder how she would feel now?

Ruben,

Once again–I commend you for your Honesty and Integrity. I have been reading your new website daily and am grateful to have that to go to, to check on the antics of Britney. Britney doesn’t have a Publicist for me to clear this thru first, so it will come directly from my heart to you!
I am writing in response to “Where is Felicia?” on your editorial.I am home–in Mississippi…….I am now a trained Corporate Flight Attendant and fly with a tiny jet company out of Georgia. I am also a substitute Preschool Teacher at the Church Preschool in my town. I LOVED being with Britney for the past 9 1/2 years. I enjoyed being a part of HER dream, but now, am living my own dream.
I cherish ALL the incredible opportunities that came my way thru my job with Britney and am crushed/saddened/heart sick by the way her life is unfolding…….
I want you to know Ruben that WE (as in her Family and nearest and dearest—ALL of whom are NOT on the payroll anymore!!) are doing EVERYTHING in our power to get help for Britney and all in our power to NOT pad the bottom or move the bottom, so when she does indeed hit rock bottom, she’ll stand up and walk away from this whole fiasco a new, confident, changed, career driven Britney like we all knew and loved.
There’s just so much you can do to help a person—I don’t dare want to be an enabler, and I cannot love her enough for the both of us. I cannot convince her in ANY way to love herself. All I can do is be a friend, someone that loved her for MANY years unconditionally, and PRAY. That, I have decided is the most and best I can do for my friend. I cannot save her from herself, nor can I commit her to any type of treatment program against her wishes and will. I am throwing my hands up and realizing that I am helpless over another—ANYONE!
It’s been a hard reality for me to face. I have lived my best example daily, and that is ALL I’m capable of. To see what’s transpiring now, makes me feel a failure, defeated. I LOVED and BELIEVED in what I was a part of for the past 10 years and was so incredibly proud of Britney and all she’d become.
All that to say this Ruben–I’m so Southern, and the BEST way for me to tell you how I feel is to say—You can just kick an old Dog so many times before he gets off the porch. I, FELICIA, am OFF the porch!!
Thank you for ALL you’ve done–ALL the love and support over the years. ALL the non-judgement and ALL the Honesty!
PLEASE let me know if there’s ANYTHING I can do to repay your kindness. With as much sincerity as I can Muster,
—FE

My god she is SO NICE! My love for her just keeps growing! Anyway, FELICIA IF YOU ARE READING THIS, BRITNEY NEEDS YOU! WE ALL NEED YOU!

Just to refresh your memory, here is another picture of Britney and Felicia in the good old days, although at this point Britney was probably already trying to get high by sniffing cleaning products while Felicia baked a pie and read to orpans in the next room.



My god I love her.

Am I the ONLY one who still likes Britney Spears?

With all the controversy surrounding Britney Spears I thought it high time that I came out of hiding and breathed some life back into my blog.

To recap: Britney gave a poor performance at the VMAs, has been dropped by her lawyer and manager and is still embrolied in a legal battle over the custody of her two sons with her ex husband, Kevin Federline. Which is all pretty crap.

Today it was revealed that the judge in the court case between Britney and Kevin stated that 'based on the evidence presented, the Court finds that there is a habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances by Petitioner [Britney Spears].' Britney will now be required to be tested for drugs and alcohol twice weekly at on random dates at random times. For now the judge has left the custody of Sean and Jayden at 50/50 but both Britney and Kevin will be required to adhere to certain rules:

-Britney and Kevin cannot make derogatory statements about eachother or eachothers families in public.

-Noone is permitted to use corporal punishment against the children.

-Britney and Kevin must complete a 'Parenting without conflict' program and attend joint counselling.

-Neither Britney nor Kevin can take the children out of the state without the written permission of the other parent.

-Neither Britney nor Kevin may consume alcohol or drugs 12 hours prior to or during custody of the children.

-In addition Britney must attend individual counselling and parenting classes.

So, it pretty much sucks to be Britney right now. To be honest I am really shocked at all the venom being spouted by the media and former Britney fans. While I CONSTANTLY make fun of celebrities I try to do so with my tongue firmly in cheek and never with the intention of hurting anyone (except maybe Sienna Miller) but a lot of the things I read about Britney are clearly written with the intention of dragging down someone who is clearly already at rock bottom.

I genuinely still hope that old 'Slave 4 u' Brit can make a comeback...hell, I would even settle for 'gas-station-using-without-any-footwear' Britney! But for now it seems like she seriously needs to concentrate on getting her life together for her own sake and the sake of her kids.

Britney Spears defies belief.

Britney Spears decided that it might be a good idea to go out in public looking like someone who was recently released from a mental institution. Disregarding the towel draped around her head that Britney used to cover the sprouting hair under her wig, the entire outfit looks like it was put together by a colour blind 7 year old called Sunbeam.

I love that Britney thought that it was somehow more acceptable to walk around looking like this rather than just let people see that she has hair regrowth. We all know that she's wearing a wig, we all know that hair grows back, but now we also know that Britney Spears has absolutely no sense of style, and quite possibly acute mental problems.

Britney Spears poses topless! (with flowers)

Not that I want to turn my blog into the Britney Spears gossip gala, but she is just so newsworthy at the moment.

Apparently Britney thought it might be a good idea to pose topless at a friend's house with flowers covering her nipples and then... SHOCK HORROR, the photos appear on the internet!

I'm not even surprised by things like this anymore.

To be honest it would be more surprising to see Britney manage to dress herself without somehow ending up grotesquely perched half-naked on a rock like some sort of hideously misjudged lawn gnome.

Britney Spears starts her comeback!

Britney Spears performed the first of her 'secret' shows last night at the House of Blues in San Diego. After going onstage 2 hours late at 10pm she only lipsynched to 5 songs and was off the stage by 10.16pm. Thats a fast show!

Britney appeared on stage in a brown wig and costumes including bikini tops and miniskirts along with a fur coat and boots. She made her way through 5 of her most famous songs accompanied by female backup dancers:

Baby One More Time
I'm A Slave For You
Breathe On Me
Do Something
Toxic









This is the first performance Britney has given in nearly 3 YEARS! Let's hope old Britney is on her way back!

Britney Spears is bringing sexy back!

Britney Spears went for a dance workout at Millennium Studios this week and showed that her body is getting back on form.

To be honest I'm pretty amazed that she looks like this considering she has two kids and is a recovering cheeto addict, even with the alleged help of the surgeon's liposuction tube.

Let's hope this means that old Britney is going to make her way back into our lives!

Can Britney Spears do it?

Britney Spears is reportedly back in the recording studio with Pharrell, and back in dance rehearsals sweating it out for her big comeback!

Can she do it? Will Brit Brit ever be on top again?

Personally I think her first step should be hiring a stylist. If I see her wearing another stupid wig/hat/sunglasses/ugly dress combo I think I might just lose it.





I vote that Britney can make a comeback! If we can just remind ourselves of just how HOT Britney has the potential to be, I think we would all forget all the drama if she ever became that hot again.



Isn't it quite amazing that you can go from looking like that to being bald with a cheeto-belly in the space of a few months?

I miss hot Britney.

Britney Spears may have post-partum depression

TMZ is reporting that Britney Spears' current stint in rehab has little to do with substance abuse and is more an issue of depression. Doctors treating Britney Spears allegedly think her issues may be alcohol abuse in order to deal with post-partum depression or bi polar disorder.

God, I feel kind of bad about making fun of her now.

No wait, I don't.

Post partum I can see but isn't everyone considered bi polar these days? If you show any emotion nowadays doctors are pretty much willing to dose you up on meds! Refuse the meds Britney! Refuse the meds! Be wild and free!

Just try and be wild and free with some hair and a bra.

Kevin Federline visits Britney Spears in rehab.

Kevin Federline visited Britney Spears in at her rehabilitation centre, Promises in Malibu, California on Friday. It is reported that Kevin only stayed at the facility for half an hour.

This news comes after allegations that it was Kevin's attempt at full custody of his and Britney's two children that drove Britney to shave her head and enter rehab in the first place.

Britney's manager Larry Rudolph issued a statement slamming reports that Britney attempted suicide twice before entering rehab. Publications such as The National Enquirer in the US and Metro magazine in the UK reported that Britney had attempted to end her life by walking in front of a speeding car and had threatened to down a bottle of Xanex.

Rudolph stated:

'The story is absolutely untrue. She is in rehab, and it is very disappointing that various media outlets are running these false stories about her, as Britney tries to get better.'

I find it quite amazing that this whole thing has made people start to side with Kevin Federline as opposed to Britney Spears. I for one am looking at things differently now that Britney's erratic behaviour had become public.

All this time I had the idea that living with Britney would be her constantly performing renditions of 'Slave 4 U' and writhing on a stripper pole, wheras the reality is probably that she would get drunk off her ass, and start singing 'My little teapot' to a wicker chair before beating you senseless with her MTV music video award.

Quote of the day: Jamie Spears

Brit Brit's dad has chimed into the media storm surrounding his daughter, by stating:

"We've got a sick little girl - we're just trying to take care of her."

Sorry, I know this is a sensitive issue and he's her father and all but what exactly is she supposed to be sick with? Unless its a disease that makes you attempt to impersonate an egg, down 12 pina coladas, and then go batshit on a car with an umbrella.

Watch the video for yourself, maybe we have just categorized a new disease?

crazyassbritbritgoesapeonanemptycarwithanumbrellafornoapparantreason(itis).