Rachel Bilson is the Einstein of relationships.

Rachel Bilson spoke to US Weekly recently about her relationship insights, and these were her pearls of wisdom about men:

"They have different body parts."

"If you're scared he's going to try and kiss you, it's probably not right."

"If you really want him to kiss you, he's the guy."

Even after reading these I still can't say anything bad about her, she's Rachel Bilson! The human equivalent of a little fluffy bunny. She could beat an elderly woman to death for her pension money right in front of me and I would still think she was 'swell' and invite her to have an ice cream sundae.

Evidently Rachel Bilson makes me wish I lived in the 1950s

Quote of the day: Jamie Spears

Brit Brit's dad has chimed into the media storm surrounding his daughter, by stating:

"We've got a sick little girl - we're just trying to take care of her."

Sorry, I know this is a sensitive issue and he's her father and all but what exactly is she supposed to be sick with? Unless its a disease that makes you attempt to impersonate an egg, down 12 pina coladas, and then go batshit on a car with an umbrella.

Watch the video for yourself, maybe we have just categorized a new disease?

crazyassbritbritgoesapeonanemptycarwithanumbrellafornoapparantreason(itis).