Lindsay Lohan might be off the wagon again.

Lindsay Lohan has been spotted around town constantly holding a packet of Ariva nicotine tablets at any opportunity. It appears that the Lohan wants us all to believe that she is reformed and attempting to give up all her old addictions...hmmmm....

In fact it has recently come to light that Lindsay may be being paid by Australian Andy Valmorbida to promote the nicotine replacement in paparazzi photographs.

That might be slightly more believable if she hadn't been spotted smoking INSIDE IHop on December 11th. After attending a house party alongside Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis the Lohan decided that some late night pancakes were in order and decided to light up in the restaurant even though it is against California law! It is believed that a waiter approached Lohan and instead of asking her to put out the cigarette asked her to move to a table where the paparazzi couldn't bother her! Um....What?

This comes just days after reports that Lohan was seen drinking from a water bottle filled with Vodka at a Los Angeles nightclub.

Lindsay holding Ariva:



Smoking it up at IHop:





I guess any publicity for IHop is good publicity!

Am I the ONLY one who still likes Britney Spears?

With all the controversy surrounding Britney Spears I thought it high time that I came out of hiding and breathed some life back into my blog.

To recap: Britney gave a poor performance at the VMAs, has been dropped by her lawyer and manager and is still embrolied in a legal battle over the custody of her two sons with her ex husband, Kevin Federline. Which is all pretty crap.

Today it was revealed that the judge in the court case between Britney and Kevin stated that 'based on the evidence presented, the Court finds that there is a habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances by Petitioner [Britney Spears].' Britney will now be required to be tested for drugs and alcohol twice weekly at on random dates at random times. For now the judge has left the custody of Sean and Jayden at 50/50 but both Britney and Kevin will be required to adhere to certain rules:

-Britney and Kevin cannot make derogatory statements about eachother or eachothers families in public.

-Noone is permitted to use corporal punishment against the children.

-Britney and Kevin must complete a 'Parenting without conflict' program and attend joint counselling.

-Neither Britney nor Kevin can take the children out of the state without the written permission of the other parent.

-Neither Britney nor Kevin may consume alcohol or drugs 12 hours prior to or during custody of the children.

-In addition Britney must attend individual counselling and parenting classes.

So, it pretty much sucks to be Britney right now. To be honest I am really shocked at all the venom being spouted by the media and former Britney fans. While I CONSTANTLY make fun of celebrities I try to do so with my tongue firmly in cheek and never with the intention of hurting anyone (except maybe Sienna Miller) but a lot of the things I read about Britney are clearly written with the intention of dragging down someone who is clearly already at rock bottom.

I genuinely still hope that old 'Slave 4 u' Brit can make a comeback...hell, I would even settle for 'gas-station-using-without-any-footwear' Britney! But for now it seems like she seriously needs to concentrate on getting her life together for her own sake and the sake of her kids.

Lindsay Lohan caught snorting cocaine!

The News of the World reports that Lindsay Lohan has been photographed snorting cocaine in a 'marathon cocaine binge' at Teddy's nightclub in The Roosevelt Hotel just weeks after leaving rehab. Photographs allegedly show Lindsay snorting the drug and pushing it up the nose of her friend. Lindsay then allegedly brags to friends "I'm going to New York tomorrow to f*** Jude Law."

A 'friend' of Lindsay's made the secret film and spoke to the News of the World with the alleged intent of helping Lindsay to overcome her problem. The 'friend' reveals that Lindsay:

'SNORTED 20 lines of cocaine in ONE night alone STRIPPED down to a thong before inhaling the drug off a coffee table.'

'BRAGGED of wild sex sessions with a host of celebrities including singer James Blunt and model Calum Best.'

'Carries round a water bottle to try to fool everyone into thinking she is clean but she tips the water out and refills it with vodka and soda.'

The 'friend' continues:

'I saw her do more than 20 big lines of cocaine. She was still up doing drugs at 11am even though she had started about 8pm the night before.She wasn't even trying to hide it and was blatantly doing it off table tops, keys, books and in the wardrobe, where she was hunched over with her legs crossed almost bent in half doing it off some magazine on the floor. I remember looking at her and thinking how pathetic she looked and how out of control she had become. When she is on coke, which is most of the time, all the attention has to be on her. I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone. Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out. One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet.'

'She has told me that she has slept with James Blunt, Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco. She loves Brits and has told me she has slept with the singer James Blunt a few times over the past month. The last time was on April 15 after another house party. I think they went back to a hotel together afterwards. She is very protective over him and when she heard I had met him she sent me a text saying, ‘Stay away from him Bitch, he is mine.'Lindsay told me she has messed around with Leonardo DiCaprio a while ago too but claimed that she didn't sleep with him. She also flew to New York about two months ago to go to bed with Jude Law. Last November she slept with Calum Best. She didn't tell me if he was any good but she is usually too wasted to know what is going on anyway.'

The friend ends by stating she shot the video 'so the world can know what Lindsay has been doing and she can't lie about it to herself or anyone else.'

Yeah...and also to make a shitlod of money....

While I don't doubt that Lindsay does a lot of drugs these photos don't really prove anything, except that she has friends willing to sell her out. I just wonder what effect this will all have on her career? Didn't do Kate Moss any harm.











Lindsay allegedly putting cocaine up her friend's nose:





Lindsay allegedly snorting the cocaine herself:









For the full story visit The News of the World

Kate Moss likes the powder.

Kate Moss is pictured leaving China Tang restaurant in London at 9.30pm and then 2.5 hours later arriving home at midnight with white powder marks on her jeans.

Noone seems to know where Kate went during the missing 2.5 hours...

I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt and say she went to a secret baking class and then patted herself down with talcum powder to get clean.

Britney Spears may have post-partum depression

TMZ is reporting that Britney Spears' current stint in rehab has little to do with substance abuse and is more an issue of depression. Doctors treating Britney Spears allegedly think her issues may be alcohol abuse in order to deal with post-partum depression or bi polar disorder.

God, I feel kind of bad about making fun of her now.

No wait, I don't.

Post partum I can see but isn't everyone considered bi polar these days? If you show any emotion nowadays doctors are pretty much willing to dose you up on meds! Refuse the meds Britney! Refuse the meds! Be wild and free!

Just try and be wild and free with some hair and a bra.

Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore toke some time to relax.

See what I did there? I replaced the word 'take' with 'toke' because 'toke' is a drug reference, and this post is about drugs. Not impressed? Well, I have a blog and you don't, whatever.

Anyway, Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz decided that smoking some weed in a public park in Hawaii might be a good idea. I get that awards season is tough and all but come on, go do some yoga, go drink some tea, whatever.







To be fair though since Drew Barrymore started doing cocaine as a fetus or whatever by the law of averages she should be living in a barrel under a freeway by now, so smoking a bit in Hawaii before a trip to the Oscars isn't too bad after all.

Reason no. 365548890765 why Mischa Barton is pointless

Reason number 365548890765: She smokes pot in her car and then drives away on a crowded L.A. street.

We can sandwich that right between reason number 365548890764: She mistakes burlap sucks for fashion items, and reason number 365548890766: She thinks that rubbing her neck and looking into the distance is acting.



Maybe it made her hallucinate that she had talent?