Megan Fox is too hot to do things

Megan Fox, the 20 year old star of 'Transformers' said that she was too hot to be a waitress, and that diners took advantage of her and groped her. She has now made the classic 'waitress to actress' Hollywood transition.





Come on now, I mean, she is beautiful, but so is everyone in Los Angeles, I'm pretty sure that Gisele Bundchen asked me if I 'wanted fries with that?' at Astroburger the other day.

An evening of celebrity fashion.

All the A-listers turned out for the Metropolitan Museum of Modern Art Costume Institute Gala earlier this week, and of course all anyone cared about was what they were wearing. So without further ado lets get to it, here is a rundown of the celeb fashion in order of best to worst as judged by me:

Best dressed of the night has to go to Kate Bosworth, she just looks incredible, I really think she is one of the most beautiful actresses out there at the moment.





Jennifer Garner, wow, she always looks great:





Call me crazy but I think Mary Kate Olsen looks realy great, much much better than she has in the past, bit of an ostrich dress though:





Eva Mendes looked hot:





Gisele looked beautiful, not sure about the dress but its on Gisele so it gets my vote:





Jennifer Connelly looked good too:





Ellen Pompeo, not so sure about the dress, but she looks beautiful:





Cameron Diaz, at first I hated this but the clashing colours are actually growing on me, and she can pull it off:





Mischa Barton looked okay, nothing amazing:





Not just an evening for the ladies to dress up, Josh Hartnett looked quite dapper:





While Channing Tatum got it wrong and looked like a waxwork:





Lindsay Lohan, meh...





Ashley Olsen looked like she had just thrown her dress on after she had been shopping at Target:





Kate Moss, she just looks haggard, thats what drugs do kids:





Christina Ricci and Chris Evans, she looks a little creepy and he is just boring:





Parker Posey, as much as I love her just didn't quite get it:





Jennifer Lopez landed from space for the event, quite appropriate since she has allegedly converted to Scientology in secret:





Rose McGowan looked, well, elderly:





Jessica Simpson continued on the path of trying to look like a female impersonator:





Alicia Keys just looked way older, and more pregnant, than she is:





Liv Tyler, no, just no, the colours look terrible, she looks like a cross between Ronald Mcdonald and an 89 year old woman:





And the accolade of ultimate worst dressed goes to, surprise surprise, Kirsten Dunst, who looked like a flapper that had been dead since the 1920s and was dug up for the event. She was accompanied by Johnny Borrel who may well be the strangest looking man on earth, and cowboy boots with a tux? um...nooo:

Beyonce Beyonce! Shakira Shakira!

Ok, so I have to admit this is the kind of music that I usually hate, but who can argue with a video where Beyonce and Shakira bellydance together?

They could be singing about fungal infections and banging rusty pans and I would still love it.

Kate Bosworth is skeletor no longer!

In fact she looks freaking amazing! Kate Bosworth has always been so beautiful, I'm glad to see that she looks a little healthier and happier.











If you think she still looks thin then here is a brief reminder of just how skinny she used to be:



She is back to looking athletic like she did in Blue Crush, the movie that made her famous:



All I can say is, god bless whatever she has been eating, and long may it continue.