Lindsay Lohan might be off the wagon again.

Lindsay Lohan has been spotted around town constantly holding a packet of Ariva nicotine tablets at any opportunity. It appears that the Lohan wants us all to believe that she is reformed and attempting to give up all her old addictions...hmmmm....

In fact it has recently come to light that Lindsay may be being paid by Australian Andy Valmorbida to promote the nicotine replacement in paparazzi photographs.

That might be slightly more believable if she hadn't been spotted smoking INSIDE IHop on December 11th. After attending a house party alongside Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis the Lohan decided that some late night pancakes were in order and decided to light up in the restaurant even though it is against California law! It is believed that a waiter approached Lohan and instead of asking her to put out the cigarette asked her to move to a table where the paparazzi couldn't bother her! Um....What?

This comes just days after reports that Lohan was seen drinking from a water bottle filled with Vodka at a Los Angeles nightclub.

Lindsay holding Ariva:



Smoking it up at IHop:





I guess any publicity for IHop is good publicity!

I seriously LOVE Lindsay Lohan!

I know that I haven't posted in about 6 years, but who better to jolt me back to life than the Lohan herself? Her life is more dramatic than a Telenovela and I love it!

The Lohan gets out of rehab and just a few days later is arrested for driving under the influence, driving on a suspended license and possesion of narcotics! Basically it appears that Lohan went batshit after an argument with her assistant and ended up in a car chase with her through Santa Monica! Somehow Lohan ended up chasing the mother of her assistant and was pulled over after the woman called 911. Lohan's blood alcohol level was between 0.12 and 0.13 (the legal limit is 0.08) and was found with cocaine in her pocket!

Apparently Lohan attempted to blame another passenger in the car by stating to police that 'the black kid' was driving..yeah way to dig an even bigger hole. She is also reported to have told passengers in the car 'I can't get in trouble. I'm a celebrity. I can do whatever the fuck I want.'

Since the incident everyone has chimed in with their opinion, including her mother Dina Lohan, estranged father Michael Lohan and even Britney Spears, because she is so qualified to pass judgement on others.

It looks like Lindsay will be facing jailtime, and you know that she won't spend her time writing letters to fans with drawings of unicorns and happy flowers like Paris Hilton. The Lohan is badass, she'll pair up with a 500 pound inmate named 'Momma Knuckles' and attack other inmates in the showers if they refuse to trade their Marlboro Reds for protection.

Lindsay Lohan: This is how celebrities should not be...

Lindsay Lohan's former bodyguard has written a tell-all book, speaking to News of the World he describes how Lohan:

'ATTACKED a gun-wielding cocaine dealer for ripping her off.

SNORTED line after line with Simple Life star Nicole Richie in a TEN-HOUR binge.

SLASHED her wrists with knives, sobbing that she "didn't belong on this planet".

ENJOYED frenzied lesbian romps with scores of girls she picked up at parties, and even made a play for chart star Mariah Carey.'

This is like telling people that the sky is blue or that cows go 'moo'.

Having said that we all know I'm going to read that book.

An evening of celebrity fashion.

All the A-listers turned out for the Metropolitan Museum of Modern Art Costume Institute Gala earlier this week, and of course all anyone cared about was what they were wearing. So without further ado lets get to it, here is a rundown of the celeb fashion in order of best to worst as judged by me:

Best dressed of the night has to go to Kate Bosworth, she just looks incredible, I really think she is one of the most beautiful actresses out there at the moment.





Jennifer Garner, wow, she always looks great:





Call me crazy but I think Mary Kate Olsen looks realy great, much much better than she has in the past, bit of an ostrich dress though:





Eva Mendes looked hot:





Gisele looked beautiful, not sure about the dress but its on Gisele so it gets my vote:





Jennifer Connelly looked good too:





Ellen Pompeo, not so sure about the dress, but she looks beautiful:





Cameron Diaz, at first I hated this but the clashing colours are actually growing on me, and she can pull it off:





Mischa Barton looked okay, nothing amazing:





Not just an evening for the ladies to dress up, Josh Hartnett looked quite dapper:





While Channing Tatum got it wrong and looked like a waxwork:





Lindsay Lohan, meh...





Ashley Olsen looked like she had just thrown her dress on after she had been shopping at Target:





Kate Moss, she just looks haggard, thats what drugs do kids:





Christina Ricci and Chris Evans, she looks a little creepy and he is just boring:





Parker Posey, as much as I love her just didn't quite get it:





Jennifer Lopez landed from space for the event, quite appropriate since she has allegedly converted to Scientology in secret:





Rose McGowan looked, well, elderly:





Jessica Simpson continued on the path of trying to look like a female impersonator:





Alicia Keys just looked way older, and more pregnant, than she is:





Liv Tyler, no, just no, the colours look terrible, she looks like a cross between Ronald Mcdonald and an 89 year old woman:





And the accolade of ultimate worst dressed goes to, surprise surprise, Kirsten Dunst, who looked like a flapper that had been dead since the 1920s and was dug up for the event. She was accompanied by Johnny Borrel who may well be the strangest looking man on earth, and cowboy boots with a tux? um...nooo: