An evening of celebrity fashion.

All the A-listers turned out for the Metropolitan Museum of Modern Art Costume Institute Gala earlier this week, and of course all anyone cared about was what they were wearing. So without further ado lets get to it, here is a rundown of the celeb fashion in order of best to worst as judged by me:

Best dressed of the night has to go to Kate Bosworth, she just looks incredible, I really think she is one of the most beautiful actresses out there at the moment.





Jennifer Garner, wow, she always looks great:





Call me crazy but I think Mary Kate Olsen looks realy great, much much better than she has in the past, bit of an ostrich dress though:





Eva Mendes looked hot:





Gisele looked beautiful, not sure about the dress but its on Gisele so it gets my vote:





Jennifer Connelly looked good too:





Ellen Pompeo, not so sure about the dress, but she looks beautiful:





Cameron Diaz, at first I hated this but the clashing colours are actually growing on me, and she can pull it off:





Mischa Barton looked okay, nothing amazing:





Not just an evening for the ladies to dress up, Josh Hartnett looked quite dapper:





While Channing Tatum got it wrong and looked like a waxwork:





Lindsay Lohan, meh...





Ashley Olsen looked like she had just thrown her dress on after she had been shopping at Target:





Kate Moss, she just looks haggard, thats what drugs do kids:





Christina Ricci and Chris Evans, she looks a little creepy and he is just boring:





Parker Posey, as much as I love her just didn't quite get it:





Jennifer Lopez landed from space for the event, quite appropriate since she has allegedly converted to Scientology in secret:





Rose McGowan looked, well, elderly:





Jessica Simpson continued on the path of trying to look like a female impersonator:





Alicia Keys just looked way older, and more pregnant, than she is:





Liv Tyler, no, just no, the colours look terrible, she looks like a cross between Ronald Mcdonald and an 89 year old woman:





And the accolade of ultimate worst dressed goes to, surprise surprise, Kirsten Dunst, who looked like a flapper that had been dead since the 1920s and was dug up for the event. She was accompanied by Johnny Borrel who may well be the strangest looking man on earth, and cowboy boots with a tux? um...nooo:

The 10 Commandments according to the Olsen twins.

Mary Kate Olsen was spotted in Paris this week doing...well..whatever Olsen twins do...dressed in the same old lady garb that has catapulted her into being a style icon or a fashion disaster depending on your perspective.

I decided to compile the 10 commandments that the twins adhere to rigidly, try and follow them all, although you would probably be shipped off to a homeless shelter for the elderly before you can finish.

Here they are:

1. Thou shalt wear ridiculously high heels in order to appear taller and skinnier than you already are.



2. Thou shalt wear as many types of dead animal carcas as possible, screw ethics, its fashion right?



3. Thou shalt dye your hair to the point that it is straw like and starting to fall out.



4. Thous shalt port as many pointlessly oversized accessories as possible: giant hat? check. Giant shades? check. Giant scarf? check. Giant sea turtle attatched to back? check.



5. Thou shalt frequently be mistaken for a homeless person/ drug addict / crackwhore that lives in an old tyre under a freeway.



6. Thous shalt hunch, skulk, and attempt to 'hide' from the paps.



7. Thou shalt use any woman over the age of 80 as your style icon, oh yeah, Angela Lansbury baby!



8. Thou shalt practice 'twincest' for the cameras



9. Thou shalt always carry an enormous cup of coffee and tote a cigarette, that is a full week's calories after all.



10. Thou shalt appear in magazines, on TV, pretty much everywhere, and earn millions, wait, billions...and for what?

Noone truly knows.