Paris Hilton promotes her canned wine.

You may be wondering what is going on in these photos, or you may just be scratching out your own eyes and vomiting, either way this is Paris Hilton's idea of promoting something...in this case her new canned wine, yes, canned wine, "Rich Prosseco".

Firstly the name of the wine sounds like someone Paris is dating and got an STD from, secondly who in their right mind is going to buy wine in a can endorsed by Paris Hilton? Here are some more shots from her promotion campaign.







Apparently nothing says "I've got some canned wine to promote" more than crotch shots and pleather.

also...Paris Hilton is a monumental idiot.

Ok so, drink driving? Check.
Probation violation? Check.
Sentenced to 45 days in jail? Check.
Public apology for driving on a suspended license? Check.
Petitions to save you from injustice? Check.
Driving AGAIN on a suspended license just days after being sentenced to jail? Check.

Paris Hilton visited her lawyer this week and decided to driver her Bentley. Oh, and she is still on a suspended license. Oh, and still persisting that she didn't know she was on a suspended license.

They should put her in jail for life, fucking moron.

Paris Hilton doesn't understand the law.

Not only has Paris Hilton's lawyer appealed against the decision to jail Paris for 45 days for violating her probation, but now Paris has urged fans to sign an online petition to keep her out of jail on her Myspace

She writes:

'My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn it. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!

NLINE PETITION CREATED TO SUPPORT PARIS HILTON


To sign the FREE PARIS HILTON petition to
Governor Schwarzenegger that I have created...

please go here:

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/PH21781


I urge all fans and supporters and all that are outraged by injustice to sign this petition.'

'Outraged by injustice'? Um..which part of a drunk driver who violated their probation and then showed up to court late being reprimanded is unjust?

This drives me crazy, I seriously hope that she doesn't succeed in wriggling out of her jail time. Paris Hilton needs to realise that she is not above the law and can't just do whatever the hell she wants.

Paris Hilton is going to jail!

YES! There truly is justice in this world! Paris Hilton has been sentenced to 45 days in jail by an L.A. county superior court judge for violating her probation. Her sentence will commence on June 5th at a women's prison in Lynwood, CA. The judge ensured that Paris would not be given a work release, an alternative jail or electronic monitoring instead of jail.

Paris tried to get out of it by blaming her publicist Elliot Mintz, stating that he hadn't told her that her license was suspended! The judge reminded Paris that she had signed documentation stating that her license had been suspended for 4 months and even had the documentation in the car while she was driving!

Paris apparently broke down and sobbed to the court 'I'm very sorry and from now on I'm going to pay complete attention to everything. I'm sorry and I did not do it on purpose at all.' The judge was having none of it!

I'm ashamed to say it but I think a small part of me might be in love with that judge.