Lindsay Lohan looked skinny
Mischa Barton looked skinnier
Nicole Richie looked skinniest (but kind of good)
Jesse Metcalfe looked like a human "Ken" doll
Wilmer Valderrama was just happy to be invited (why is he still famous?)
Jessica Simpson was unaware of the scary (and shocked) looking man behind her
Kelly Osbourne looked like a fat baby that had found a drag queen's wardrobe